Saturday, December 16, 2006

REDRUM | MURDER

England were taken to the cleaners, once again; This time in the 3rd Test at Perth (Ashes 2006-07) by none other than Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist.

Here are the statistics of his play in the second innings:
Runs  : 102
Balls : 59
Fours : 12
Sixes : 4

Strike Rate: 172.88

Each picture is worth more than a thousand words!

[Ashes 2006-07 | 3rd Test, Perth | Adam Gilchrist | Gilchrist's Innings] at Cricinfo
I received this message on Orkut from one of my friends in Intel:

Hi… This is a marketing strategy of INTEL to promote Core 2 Duo. check this out [SOME URL] Why don’t you give it a shot and you could win an i-pod or if you are really lucky even a new computer!

This is NOT a SPAM.

- ABC
Intel Corporation, Bangalore


I replied:

So Intel has stooped so low! [:o]
All the best! [:)][:D]


Another friend had recently asked me what was the news on Intel-AMD front. He got to know from some sources that AMD is not doing so well and is having a really tough. Well, you can judge yourself mate!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Mission Statements

Pointy Haired Boss
We have committed to proactively fashion principle-centered content so that we may completely create scalable methods of empowerment to exceed customer expectations

The Pointy Haired Boss will give you a few more of those on Dilbert.com


[Mission Statement Generator] at Dilbert.com

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Learning about vehicle suspensions :)

I guarantee you, no one can teach you vehicle suspension mechanics better then this Jeep advertisement!



I would call it: Hilarious Bull-Shit Advertisement!

New RSS feed

I have recently updated the RSS feed of this blog and now the latest and greatest feed, with a lot of cool features which I'll add in the near future, is available here.

I would request all my readers who read my blog via RSS feeds to switch to those feeds for the following reason:
  1. The new feed is going to include some cool new features, like headlines etc.

  2. The old feed is causing me some problem in numbers management so I am planning to get rid of that feed altogether.

I am sorry for the inconvenience it has caused but I hope to compensate that with the refreshing new feed.

[New Feed]

The All TIME 100 Albums!

TIME Magazine has published:
"A selection of photographs of artists from TIMEs 100 best records of all time"

I'll mentions the shots in Order:
  1. Johnny Cash
    1968, At Folsom Prison

  2. Little Richard
    1957, Here's Little Richard

  3. James Brown
    1963, Live At The Apollo
    1991, Star Time


  4. John Coltrane
    1964, A Love Supreme

  5. Aretha Franklin
    1967, I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
    1968, Lady Soul


  6. Ray Charles
    1962, Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music

  7. The Beatles
    1965, Rubber Soul
    1966, Revolver
    1967, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
    1968, The Beatles a.k.a. The White Album
    1969, Abbey Road


  8. Bob Dylan
    1965, Highway 61 Revisitied
    1966, Blonde On Blonde
    1997, Time Out of Mind


  9. Phil Spector
    1991, Phil Spector, Back to Mono (1958-1969)

  10. Carole King
    1971, Tapestry

  11. Willie Nelson
    1975, Red Headed Stranger

  12. Neil Young
    1970, After The Gold Rush

  13. Marvin Gaye
    1971, What's Going On

  14. Sly & the Family Stone
    1969, Stand!

  15. David Bowie
    1971, Hunky Dory
    1972, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust


  16. Miles Davis
    1959, Kind of Blue
    1969, Bitches Brew


  17. Bob Marley
    1984, Legend

  18. Prince
    1987, Sign O' the Times

  19. Elton John
    1973, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

  20. The Sex Pistols
    1977, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols

  21. The Ramones
    1976, Ramones

  22. Talking Heads
    1984, Stop Making Sense

  23. Run-DMC
    1986, Raising Hell

  24. Public Enemy
    1988, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

  25. Metallica
    1986, Master of Puppets

  26. Nirvana
    1991, Nevermind

  27. Kanye West
    2004, The College Dropout

  28. PJ Harvey
    2000, Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea


The All TIME 100 Albums! [Via TIME]

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Awe-inspiring, astounding, stupefying

Just saw the chip of AMD's processor, The Next Big Thing, to hit the market. It was an exhilarating experience. I had it in my own hands!
Mind you, I am not talking about the packaged processor that you get in the market with the all the plastic surrounding it; It was only the chip, bare chip!

It looked like a hologram and upon moving it around in my hand, I saw the floor plan. OMG! I saw the core(s?), the caches and the interaction links.

Such a small piece of hardware, and it earns me my bread, butter and all the South Indian mini meals ;-)

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

And they do it again

Heard Microsoft(R) Windows(R) Media Player 11 is out of Beta? Yes it is.
My reaction(s) to this piece of news item: Wow! Let's see what it offers! Has to be cool!

  • So I do a "I'm Feeling Lucky" Google search for "Windows Media Player 11", from right within my favorite browser: Mozilla's Firefox (here).

  • I reach Microsoft(R) Windows(R) Media Player 11 homepage and guess what... I am unable to find a download link!

  • I find my way to the download link. Thank to the lord and the site designer, it is on the very next webpage I open

  • I look at the screenshot and can't help saying: "Cool... Awesome".

  • I start the download of the application and while the download completes, I decide to read the "System Requirements"

  • I start reading the table from top to bottom, both the Minimal and Recommended configuration: Operating system, Processor, RAM, Free hard disk space, ... !!!
    There it says, recommended amount of "Free Hard Disk Space: 60 *ucking GBs!"

    I wonder, what on Mother Earth are they going to do with 60 GBs of hard disk space? and what comes to my mind for Microsoft(R) is:
    Oops! ...I Did It Again!

I did not install the application. What if it starts hogging my system, like the resident OS ;-)
Looks like I learned from my past experience.

Monday, October 23, 2006

To Install A Software (on Windows)

Update: Bought the book last weekend :)

I tried to give this post a title similar to "To Kill A Mocking". Just in case you didn't know, I do not have this book, neither have I ever read it so if you are planning to present me a gift in near future, now you know what to buy.

Anyway, coming back on track, this is yet another post dedicated to the most widely used operating system in the world today, Microsoft Windows XP (what a shame!). So here I was, reading the review of a software called "Paint.NET" at TechCrunch. The review, among so many other things, says that it is a good software for PaintShop users. What the review does not say is, it should be named "Pain.NET" for all the pain you go through in installing the software, thanks to the software's dependencies and more than that to Bill's Microsoft.

Step 1. You download the installer of the software, Pain.NET from the home page.
Step 2. You try to install it. It displays the most annoying thing in the world, a message box! A message box that says, "You need Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0. Press OK to download it from Microsoft's website". You press OK.
Step 3. You download Microsoft Framework 2.0 installation binary from Microsoft.com
Step 4. You run Microsoft Framework 2.0 installation file hoping that in another few minutes, you'll be able to try out the "great tool", Paint.NET and what you encounter is another dialog box, which says "Setup has detected that you the following prerequisite programs are not installed: Microsoft Windows Installer 3.0"
Step 5. You shout a few swear words and proceed to download the Microsoft Windows Installer, again from Microsoft's website, but the ordeal is not over yet. You are asked to download another exe which validate your copy of Windows. WTF! Just let me download it and program it to not get installed if it detects my system is not running a genuine copy of Windows.
Step 6. You would be stupid to carry on beyond this point. Microsoft has already made a fool of you so many times in the past 10-15 minutes that you should show Windows a finger and go out to a friend's house, collect your (or his) favourite Linux distribution and install it on your fu'ed up box still running XP.
Step 7. If you still decide to stick to Windows for some reason beyond your control (like in my case, I am not allowed by my employer to run any non-Windows OS), you run that damn validation-key-producing software, get your copy of Windows validated, and install Microsoft Windows Installer 3.0 (like I did).

Still haven't been able to install Pain(t).NET since all other installations are going on. Paint.NET better be damn good!

In hindsight, I think I should not read and follow all the reviews as religiously as I do.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I have a new address!

This is where I will be: http://afterallwhocares.blogspot.com
Ciao!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Justice, at last!

Dunno how many of you read the news so forwarding a news item:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/2191535.cms
http://www.hindu.com/2006/10/18/stories/2006101813540100.htm
http://www.deccanherald.com/deccanherald/oct182006/index20311320061017.asp

More than feeling good because the accused has finally been convicted, I am feeling bad for the girl.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Gross... Grosser... Grossest

Let's see who can stand these!
http://bouncy-bubbles.net/?page_id=75

Monday, August 28, 2006

WikiCharts: Top 100 Wikipedia articles

This tool shows the articles from the English Wikipedia that are viewed most.

The tool is available here.
This tool is still being tested. Some of the results may be false or misleading!

Thanks, No.

Do you get forwarded mails from people you are very close to and therefore are afraid of hurting them by telling them that you do not like getting forwarded mails or chain mails and even if they want to send you something like that, they should put your email address in BCC instead of TO/CC? At least I am.

Here's a solution to your problem: You can send a gentle reply to them containing the link to the website: Thanks, No. Nice, gentle and works!

Say good-bye to forwards!

Friday, August 25, 2006

The demotion of a ... planet !! (Updated)

I don't see the need to redefine the solar system - Siraj Ahsan, Dubai

People all over the world are discussing the topic of Pluto being demoted so passionately as if one of their close friends is being subdued and they must do something (which invariably means kill time discussing it with others) about it. Most of them have a few questions. I would like to answer some of them for everyone's benefit. And then some people may say, "Who are you to answer those questions?" to which I would say, "No one. But then, Who Cares?"

So the questions go like this:
  1. Why are they doing it now? It does not make any sense!
  2. Oh I am emotionally attached to seeing it as a planet. Why are you breaking my heart?
  3. Why don't they realize that all the textbooks need to be changed?

And this is how I would like to answer them:
  1. Why they are doing it now? Better late then never. Would you not go to a doctor if you realized that you had been suffering from AIDS for the last 2 months? Okay, bad example but the point still holds. If the top people researching in this area think it does not qualify to be a planet anymore, then there must be some good reason behind it. It is not politics, after all.
  2. They are breaking your heart? Oh! I am so sorry for you honey. May be what you should do is to run to the closest shop selling a model of the now outdated solar system and at least preserve a model for yourself. This is science of planets, not the science of hearts!
  3. I see. So you think it is better to teach the young lads wrong stuff than to update the stuff? Hmm, nice point that.

So, as you can see, I am all for updating the textbooks and anything that is needed as long as we have a good reason to back it up with, specially if it is related to Science or Finance.

(This link here echoes my feelings)

Update:
And now there's more to it. A few big names have also joined the "outcry" as BBC reports here. What is happening? I see some of the questions above coming true!

Monday, August 21, 2006

What you "mostly" see while running Windows



Also take a look at (this).

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Setting up RSS feed for your blogger blog comments

This is a useful post for setting up RSS/Atom feeds for the comments posted on your blogger blog. BTW, you can subscribe to my blog's feeds here. Here goes the step-by-step procedure to set it up:
  1. Open your main blog's Settings
    1. Go to Comments
    2. Set Comment Notification Address to something like: <YourGmailId>+<SomeStringABC>@gmail.com

  2. Go to Dashboard and setup a new blog. You can call it whatever like. This blog will hold your comments! Wondering how? Keep reading.

  3. Open your comment blog's Settings
    1. Go to Email
    2. Set Mail-to-Blogger Address to something like: <YourBloggerId>.<SomeStringXYZ>@blogger.com

  4. Login to your Gmail account,
    1. Go to Filters
    2. Set up a new filter with the following values:
      • Mail sent to: <YourGmailId>+<SomeStringABC>@gmail.com
      • Forward to: <YourBloggerId>.<SomeStringXYZ>@blogger.com
      • Select: Delete it.

  5. You're done mate! Your comments will now be available on your new blog. You can publicize the feed to it on your main blog for the convenience of yourself and your readers.

PS: I utilize this post to congratulate on of my close friends for getting "The Nod"! Your responsibilities have increased now ;)

Monday, July 31, 2006

Be an Expert on Anything

Extremely interesting! I'll just list the points. Read the entire article to know more:
  1. Pick a field that can't be verified.
  2. Choose a subject that's actually secret.
  3. Get your own entry in an encyclopedia.
  4. Use the word "Zeitgeist" as often as possible.
  5. Be sure to use lots of abbreviations and acronyms.
  6. Speak from the balls, not from the diaphragm.
  7. Don't be afraid to make things up.
  8. Don't limit yourself to current knowledge.
  9. Get an honorary PhD. (Reminds me of someone :) )
  10. Make a habit of name-dropping.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Wish I Were A Meter!

As the bikini turns 60, it's entering the electronic age with a new model featuring a built-in alarm to warn wearers to get out of the sun -- and ease concerns that the scanty swimsuits damage the health.

The American Cancer Society advises that the best way to lower the risk of skin cancer, the most common form of the disease in humans, is to avoid too much exposure to the sun and other sources of ultraviolet light.

So Canadian company Solestrom has come up with a new bikini that goes on sale next month with a UV meter built into its belt and an alarm that beeps to tell wearers when to head to the shade.

"There's so much concern about sun exposure and skin cancer that we saw the demand and designed something to be safe for the wearer," Solestrom spokeswoman Emily Garassa said.

Garassa said the meter on the $190 bikini displays a level of UV intensity on a scale from 0 to 20. A person's sensitivity to UV depends mainly on skin type, but generally three to five would be considered moderate strength, 8-10 very high and anything above 11 extreme.

Garassa said the company was already seeing high demand from Australia and South Africa, which have the world's highest skin cancer rates. The United States has about 1 million new skin cancer cases each year.

Despite increasing awareness of the sun's dangers, sales remain strong for the bikini, which celebrated its 60th anniversary this month.

A new survey by U.S.-based market research company NPD Group found the number of the suits sold in the United States rose 18.8 percent to 33.6 million in the year ended in April 2006, with sales worth a total of $811 million.

The two-piece suit was officially named the bikini in July 1946 by French automotive engineer Louis Reard who persuaded nude dancer Micheline Bernardini to appear in his design at a Paris beauty contest.

Reard named the design after Bikini Atoll in the Pacific, where the United States tested an atomic bomb, because he thought the excitement over it would be like an explosion.


Here's the source of information.

IIT Bombay to set up campus in Gujarat

Please read the referred post.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Yeh haath mujhe dede thakur

Apple’s products are now undoubtedly distinct among all other products, and this has turned into a great asset for Steve Jobs’ company. He can now rely on a huge community of Mac users who would rather cut a hand than give up their good ol` Macintosh…


Reminded me of the famous dialogue from one of the biggest Bollywood movies ever.

All jobs PASS

Job <307595> is submitted to default queue <normal>.
<<Waiting for dispatch...>>
Job <307596> is submitted to default queue <normal>.
<<Waiting for dispatch...>>
<<Job is finished>>
<<Job is finished>>
All jobs PASS.


That's what I had been waiting for for almost 2 weeks now, my first success!
:)

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Bypassing The "blogspot" Ban in India

Inspired by Kaushik's post, here's mine.
Go through the link in this post and you'll find a handful of ways to show the finger to the stupid people who took this decision!

If none of this works, try creting an account on bloglines.com and subscribe to your most widely read blogs there. This is how I have been reading the blogs I follow.

Have a nice time blogging and reading!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Paying homage to Mumbai blasts victims

I am filled with sorrow and emotions. I feel sorry for all those who lost their near and dear ones.
Do take a look at the photos on the link in this post.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Free Linux DVDs

No, not just Ubuntu! They are shipping Fedora, Mandriva, OpenSuse, Debian, Gentoo and a few more distros.
Order them here.

Use Linux, Fall in love!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Panning flash

I hate my job. What I really want to do is make films. But they won't let me do that because I don't have talent. So watch this Flash intro.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Now I'm a centurion too

Here's a list of movies I saw for the first time in Kanpur (doesn't include the ones I had seen earlier and ones which I saw at home):

12 Angry Men
23 (German Movie)
A Bug's Life
Batman Begins
Big Fish
Bridget Jones's Diary
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
Dumb and Dumber
Erin Brockovich
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Four Rooms
Four Weddings and a Funeral
French Kiss
Gods Must Be Crazy
Gods Must Be Crazy 2
Gone in 60 Seconds
Groundhog Day
Hanuman
Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Ice Age
Jackass - The Movie
Kill Bill
Kill Bill - 2
L.A. Confidential
Ladri di Biciclette (The Bicycle Thief)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of The Rings - Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers
Lost In Translation
Memories of Murders
Millions
Miss Congeniality 2
Monsters, Inc.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
My Sassy Girl
Notting Hill
Ocean's Eleven
Office Space
OldBoy
Pulp Fiction
Raising Arizona
Requiem for a Dream
Run Lola Run
Saw
Scary Movie - 2
Scary Movie - 3
Scent Of A Woman
Secretary
Shawshank Redemption
Shrek 2
Sin City
Six Days Seven Nights
Sixth Sense
Snatch
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Spirit - The Stallion of Cimmaron
Spring Summer Fall Winter ... and Spring
Spy Kids
Strangers On A Train
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Apartment
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Incredibles
The Italian Job
The Mask
The Naked Gun
The Rear Window
The Ring
The Usual Suspects
The Wall
There's Something About Mary
Toy Story - 1
Toy Story - 2
Trainspotting
Vertigo
Wall Street
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
When Harry Met Sally
You've Got Mail

Aitraaz
Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Dhoom
Gayab
Hulchul
Hyderabad Blues
Kya Kool Hain Hum
Laila
Main Hoon Na
My Brother Nikhil
Naach
Page 3
Parineeta
Sehar
Yuva

Monday, April 17, 2006

5 Fast ways to check Gmail

Read the other 4 ways at the site mentioned below.
I'll post screenshots of the one I liked the most, because of the speed and ultra-clean interface.
Preview: m.gmail.com
Very fast, no JS
Preview: m.gmail.com
Preview of unread mail

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Quake -> Gauntlet -> Humiliation

This post is about two games of Quake, wherein Arjun and I were playing against the might (self-proclaimed) Bataka (Nitin Dahra)!

Now all those who know of my Quake skills and Bataka's Quake skills would have understood by now what the title suggests. Let me explain.
If you kill an opponent with a guantlet (the simplest weapon, infact not really a weapon) it is called HUMILIATION and doing that to players of good skill is very difficult.

However, I am glad to tell you that what you thought earlier is exactly the OPPOSITE of what happened today! You can read the earlier line again if you do not believe your eyes, but the fact is that you read it correctly.. I did humiliate Bataka by fragging him with a gauntlet. I would like to thank Arjun "Ozzy" Karande for his support (I am sure he is just as excited about it as I am) and Mausoom "hardrive" Sarkar for those encouraging words which were pinching Bataka in the a** right throughout the game.

Just to add to his humiliation, I must also tell you that he was actually defeated in a game by Arjun and Mausoom and his cries could be heard from outside the room for long after the match. The final score was 59-49 in favour of Arjun+Mausoom team.

I would like you all to reach out to Bataka and wish him better luck for the next game ;-) His e-mail address is nitinkd[at]gmail.com

PS: He did humiliate me twice after that but for that, Who Cares?

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

King of the World


kvarun@[~/Simulations/MPDirLess/EarlyCompletion/512KB/mipc_16] 09:49 PM $ MachineLookupCSE.sh csews 4 25
csews4 :1.75 -> 2.00,2.02,1.75
csews5 :1.01 -> 1.08,1.04,1.01
csews7 :1.00 -> 1.00,1.00,1.00
csews10 :0.73 -> 1.05,1.02,0.73
csews11 :0.79 -> 2.61,1.60,0.79
csews12 :1.00 -> 1.00,1.00,1.00
csews13 :0.97 -> 1.00,1.00,0.97
csews14 :0.89 -> 1.00,0.99,0.89
csews15 :0.47 -> 1.33,0.94,0.47
csews16 :0.91 -> 1.00,0.99,0.91
csews17 :0.37 -> 0.99,0.71,0.37
csews18 :0.26 -> 0.99,0.59,0.26
csews19 :1.04 -> 1.00,1.01,1.04
csews20 :0.33 -> 1.77,0.74,0.33
csews21 :1.11 -> 1.12,1.31,1.11
csews22 :0.00 -> 0.00,0.00,0.00
csews24 :0.09 -> 0.63,0.25,0.09

Wondering what is that? Stop wondering. I'll explain.
'MachineLookupCSE.sh' is a shell script that I have written to find out the approximate load on each machine. So the way I have called it, it tells me the load on all running machines from csews4.cse.iitk.ac.in to csews25.cse.iitk.ac.in

Why I think I am the king of the world is that I (Yes, I.. Oh yes, I) am using ALL these machines to run my simulations (for my thesis). This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I have got it! HURRAY :)
No Dhiraj, no Srinu, no Bhaskar.. Just ME

You cannot understand how satisfying this feeling is. I can assure you, it is a really great one.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Google ROMANCE

Google comes up with yet another product, and a very useful one this time.
Introducing Google Romance!

With Google Romance, you can:

  • Upload your profile – tell the world who you are, or, more to the point, who you’d like to think you are, or, even more to the point, who you want others to think you are.
  • Search for love in all (or at least a statistically significant majority of) the right places with Soulmate Search, our eerily effective psychographic matchmaking software.
  • Endure, via our Contextual Dating option, thematically appropriate multimedia advertising throughout the entirety of your free date.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Things you need to know/do...

Here's a very small list of things that one needs to know of or do, to get the privilege of being called my FRIEND:

  1. Knowledge of and (to certain minimum level) passion for Firefox Web Browser. Craze for extensions goes without saying.
  2. Acknowledge the fact that Linux is a great operating system and though some distributions might have some problem, overall it is shaping well to become the strongest contender for The Best Operating System.
  3. Believe that ♬MUSIC♬ is the reason for life. Gene Propagation is a secondary issue, although it is also highly important.
  4. Preach that The Beatles, are the GODS of music. Thy shall bow to the BEATLES!
  5. Agree with me when I say that there might be great music bands, great songs, great orchestra.. but Bryan Adams has his own place at the top (could be shared.. I am open to that idea).
  6. Possess "Live and Let Die" attitude.
  7. Last but most importantly, (s)he must pay due respect to my swimming costume, more famous by the name Pink Chaddi.

By the way, I notice that my simulations have completed and a few machines have been freed so I better close it here and get going!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Scent of a Woman

This is almost entirely from the Delhi edition of The Hindustan Times (dated March 27, 2006 : Page 1 : Article : Male allure: Scent of a woman).
So what Mr. Vijay Dutt reports there is that it has been proven by British researchers at Cambridge University that Females are, probably, attracted to married men because of the smell of another woman's skin they carry on their skins!

Experiments were conducted on mice, and the results could be the same for Homo Sapeins. The key is the chemical oxytocin, nicknamed “Attachment Hormone”, which is released during pregnancy, childbirth and sex.

The article ends with:
So if something is rotten in your marriage, woman, blame it on your smell. Even science let the man off easily.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Symbol of friendship

DISCLAIMER: This is senti stuff. Read at your own risk! Do not bother me with any questions related to this.

Few years back, on this date i.e. 22th March, I was a witness to the marriage of one of my best friends better known as 3.8 (:P) amongst my friends at IIT-K and as Shivalee amongst my friends at BVCoE and Rosary School. What happened to me for a few months after that is a sad (and at the same time, amusing) story but that's not the subject of this post. I'd like to add here that I do not really like to discuss that story so please do not ask me about it. Here, I'll post about the symbol of friendship that she and I share.
Back in August 2000, I had my best Friendship Day with Shivalee and Namita with me. Now these two girls (women now, I guess) are my best friends and I really wish to be with them for as long as I can. That day in August, Shivalee tied a wrist-band around my hand as a symbol of our friendship and I have carried it around my wrist since that day. So far so good.
The problem, however, is that due to constant wear-and-tear, the band has gotten into a not-so-good shape and I fear that if I keep going on like this, it would snap-off sooner or later. To be ab;e keep it as a life-long memory, I decided to take it off my wrist and preserve it for as long as I can. Since today I was anyway going to call her up, I decided to ask (read inform) her about this and so I did. Guess what, I'll be getting a new one!

The entire process refreshed some of the moments I enjoyed the most. Olden times are undoubtedly golden times!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Politics of Honest Voting

Came across a good article on Open Source: The Politics of Honest Voting
Read it when free..

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day

People think I'm a casanova. No, I'm not.
People think I'm a flirt. Well, probably yes I am.
That means today is the day for me, because today is the day of love. Today is Valentine's Day.

First of all, Happy Valentine's Day to all my readers. I know most of you are as single as me, in fact many of you are more single than me so this day adds fuel to the flame burning us all the time.

I proposed to a girl today, who has been a good friend for quite some time (a little under 9 years). Needless to say, I was turned down very politely (otherwise this post would not have been as sad as it is), and turned down for the second time. I told her that I'll not let her go and will try next year again :)

While I was crying by myself, I realized something.
The first girl I called up, to wish Valentine's Day was, let's say, A.
The girl I proposed today, let's call her B, is not same as A.
The girl I plan to give a Rose today, let's call her C, is neither B nor A.
The girl, people believe I might be serious about, let's call her D. So, (D != A) AND (D != B) AND (D != C)

However, the thing that is hurting me the most is that none of them is the girl I want to be with today. That THE ONE doesn't even know about it yet.

Is it really a Happy Valentine's Day? I wonder.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Michael Learns To Rock - Paint My Love - 25 Minutes

After some time I've finally made up my mind
she is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
to tell her I love her
and I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
the only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
but she's crying while she's saying this

Chorus: Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
twentyfive minutes too late

Against the wind I'm going home again
wishing me back to the time when we were more than friends

But still I see her in front of the church
the only place in town where I didn't search
She looked so happy in her weddingdress
but she cryed while she was saying this

Chorus:
Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
twentyfive minutes too late

Out in the streets
places where hungry hearts have nothing to eat
inside my head
still I can hear the words she said

Chorus:
Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
twentyfive minutes too late

I can still hear her say...

No title

This post does not have a title because it has too much in it, which cannot be described in a single line, at least the author cannot describe it. You need patience (lots of it) to read this one till the end.

/*----Original Post----*/
Title: Orkut is dead

No, not that Orkut is being closed or something. It, however, has died for me.
I have been unable to log into Orkut for 2 days now, and now it seems that my account information was mishandled. I'll tell you what happened, and why I feel the way I feel.

For the past two days, no one I know was able to log into Orkut but this afternoon onwards everybody has been able to log into Orkut; well almost everybody. I tried to log in, but it kept saying Bad, bad Orkut. No donut for you.

I tried to change my Google/Orkut account username and was able to do that successfully (the only success in the whole process, as you'll see shortly) but with the new username also I could not login.

I lost patience and tried to connect my Gmail account to my Orkut account. Now, when I tried that, it asked me to enter my Orkut account info which I did gleefully. Orkut replied, Invalid password!

What adds salt to injury is the fact that when I login into Google Accounts (www.google.com/accounts), it tells me that I am still subscribed to their Orkut service.

I think I'll change my stance.. Google sucks!
Google sucks more than Microsoft, because with Microsoft one can atleast restart ;-)
/*----End of Original Post----*/

/*----Follow Up----*/
Less than 5 minutes after publishing the original post, I tried to login again by clicking on someone's Orkut profile link and ALAS I was logged in.

So, I change my stance again.
Google still sucks, but now it sucks as much as Microsoft because it did the equivalent of a reboot before things started working :-P
/*----End of Follow Up----*/

/*----Follow Up to Follow Up----*/
Amazing! Something weird happening here.
My posts have started to disappear. No that's incorrect. I'll give you a good analogy from the world of my favourite operating system: Linux.

<ANALOGY>
root user, that's me, sets up a repository of all Bryan Adams' songs (okay, Pink Floyd's too) and gives all the users a read permission
[$chmod -r 755 BryanAdamsAndPinkFloydSongs/]

root then enjoys the songs for about 10 minutes, then goes to eat (let's say, cholcolate cake) and when he comes back does not find the songs folder there!! What's astonishing is that he finds a non-root user listening to all those songs from the same folder (not a copy of that folder, not a cached copy either).

While root is pondering over how this happened, that user comes to root and requests the root to share the folder again, which basically means that this non-root user also cannot see the folder anymore. No one now knows where the folder is!

A day later, root realizes he had made a copy of the folder elsewhere and therefore is able to get back the folder. Still, no one knows what happened to the original folder.
</ANALOGY>

Now I'll tell you how this is related to my original post and the follow up to it. So,




original post = the songs folder;
root = me, i.e. the owner of the blog;
non-root user = you, i.e. the reader;
current post = the recovered folder;

No, I won't change my stance again. Who knows, may be that's the reason behind my dis-appearing posts.
/*----End of Follow Up to Follow Up----*/

My god! You are really very patient.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Spend more time with your kids

I'm not advocating that here, thought I truly beleive in it.
Not sure if the following will work:


Source: iitk.fun (posted by Abhas)

Thursday, February 02, 2006

If you really love her...

If you really love her, you should let her go. If not, then it's not love.
The quote is from the movie My Sassy Girl. It brought back some old memories.

I did :)

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Rang De Basanti (2006)

I am not saying anything about the movie, except that I would give it the following rating:
(4.75 / 5.0)

Watch it not on your computer, not on your TV from a pirated CD/DVD, watch it in the theatres. You'll love me for suggesting this one.
Wait! Before you rush to buy the tickets, remember, you should not have high expectations otherwise you might not enjoy it.

IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405508/

Best blonde joke ever

Here's the best blonde joke ever.

It is hilarious. Had me laughing for more than ten minutes continuously. Picked it up from an iitk.fun post.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Laughlines

Laughter, The Best Medicine (Reader's Digest)

An older father noticed his son's Viagra tablets in the medicine cabinet. "Could I try one?" he asked.

"Sure," his son replied, "but make the most of it. Each of those pills costs ten bucks."

His dad was shocked by the price. "Don't worry," he promised. "I'll pay you back."

The next morning the son found an envelope under his breakfast plate. Inside was $110.

"Dad," he said, "that pill only cost $10."

"I know," his father said, smiling. "The ten is from me. The hundred is from your mother."




All In A Days Work (Reader's Digest)

Bill Gates my father is not. As church treasurer, he had two computer files labeled "St. Mary's Income" and "St. Mary's Expenditure." While copying them from a Macintosh to a PC, he had no idea the PC would automatically truncate the file names to ten characters, eliminate spaces and replace apostrophes with periods.

Now the church's income is stored in "StMary.sin" and expenses in "StMary.sex."
Contributed by Christine Thien

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Believe it or not!

Those who know me well would be surprised to read this. I, myself, am amazed at how could it happen!
Believe it or not, for the first time in more than 3 years, I thought I was getting serious about a girl in my life!! Putting it in better words, I questioned myself for about 2 days whether my feelings for a girl were that of love?
The good part is that I bet no one can guess who that girl is, which makes the whole thing even more mysterious. Why and how could I?

Oh, by the way, she is not the girl from Mumbai. The girl from Mumbai is Deepa, but I hardly know her and haven't met even once. As of now, Deepa is just a good friend.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Patents slip out as India nurses data

What a shame! I read this article today and have been feeling bad about it since then.
Our country is losing so much wealth and recognition because of a handful of administrators who, I am sure, have no idea of what a patent is and, how it works.
Government officials pointed out that the objection of the HRD ministry was on account of a confusion between patent and copyright.

This is a good example of what I discussed about, with some friends day-before-yesterday: Administraors unwilling to take any step forward as they do not know what "side-effects" it might have, thus threatening their position.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Left Shift

Being a Computer Architecture freak, I am in the habit of specifying the direction of shift. More about shift in Computer Architecture can be read here, but that is not even remotely related to what I am going to blog about.

The hostel in which I stay at IIT-K, called Hall of Residence - 4, is undergoing partial renovation these days. As a part of the renovation, each room is being patched (if absolutely necessary) & white-washed, wardrobe is being upgraded and anti-mosquito meshes are being put on window panes. "Wow", I said, when I first heard about it. However, the next moment I realized I would have to empty my room for all this to happen and with only a few months left before I graduate (Yes!! I am very sure now) and leave this place, "Do I really need it? Wouldn't this be too much of a trouble?" So I decided to reduce the percentage of overhead.

Now, overhead equals the amount of extra work done as a ratio of the amount of gains. I figured out, since I cannot reduce the numerator term much, I shall have to increase the denominator to bring down the overhead. This, basically, meant that I shall spend as many days in the renovated room. On January 17th 2006, I did that. Grabbing an opportunity that had come Mangal's way, I shifted to B-309 and handed over my original room (B-313) for renovation.

So for all my fans out there, please send your fan-mail to the following address until I notify you again:
B-309, Hall of Residence - 4,
IIT Kanpur,
Kanpur - 208016.


Just a little more. I called this post 'Left Shift' because B-309 lies on the left of B-313. What is more interesting is that B-313 also lies on the left of B-309.
Can you tell me how is that possible?

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Symantec versus Spybot

This is an interesting article I came across while surfing the internet. I don't want you to spend a lot of time reading that so will tell you in a nutshell what is that about.

In April 2005, Symantec's Norton Antivirus started giving warnings to its users about Spybot, an anti-spyware, and recommended them to uninstall it! Since both the involved companies are in the anti-spyware arena, it was clearly seen as a threat to its market by Spybot. By the way, that was a false positive. So Spybot took it very seriously and asked Symantec to remove the warning from their software. Symantec did not want the issue to be dragged too far, so they removed the false positive from their software and things cooled down (atleast publicly).
However, some time back Norton again started claiming that Spybot was corrupting Norton Ghost images. Spybot, angered by this, wrote to Symantec once again but as they say, "Mr. Guido Sanchidrian, product marketing manager of Symantec, appeared offended"!! Symantec said they will reply within a week with evidence but they haven't bothered to reply since then. Spybot even tried to contact other people in Symantec who 'requested' for time till the first week of the new year, but nothing has happened from that front either. Hence, the article, in which Spybot has indicated taking the case further and suing Symantec.

Symantec people, better start looking for other opportunities. Who knows, the manager who hired you might himself get fired before you join! :-D

Thursday, January 12, 2006

The day we won the cup

This one deserves a place on every page. Got it from Nishit, although the original post is here.

June 25. 1983.

Greatest day since independence. You bet.

India won the Prudential World Cup by beating the mighty West Indies.

For all you newbies, this Australia team has got nothing on the West Indies of 83. No other team in the modern era had a bowling attack like they did - sure other teams, at various times, had Waqar & Wasim, McGrath & Gillespie & Warne, Pollock & Donald.

But the West Indies firm of Roberts & Holding & Marshall & Garner was something else--- four of the most accurate, fearsome gentlemen ever to have walked the cricket field. And all of them did it together on that day in mid summer, June 25 1983.

The batting was not too bad either.

Three of the greatest one day batsmen ever were in the West Indies team that day---------Greenidge, Haynes and Viv Richards. Backed up by the mighty hitting Clive Lloyd, the steady Larry Gomes and the artistic and athletic keeper Dujon who was the best keeper-batsman before Gilchrist.

Yet they lost the biggest game of their collective lives.

They lost to India. India, which then looked about as threatening as Bangladesh does today. Kapil was the only world class one day player in the side. Gavaskar was a liability in ODIs, the bowling attack of Binny, Madan and Sandhu would give no opponents sleepless nights and the other players - well not much could be expected from them. Or so we thought.

When the World Cup began, there was no excitement in the country. We did not care about it and you could not blame us for that.... in 2 previous editions we had beaten only East Africa (even lost to Sri Lanka before they got Test status). I remember buying the pre-World cup "Sportsweek" (now defunct) and asking my father what chances we had. (I was 7 then)

My dad nodded mournfully, "Winning the cricket World cup is as much a pipedream as winning the football one." This time however things were a bit different.

Just before the World Cup, India toured the West Indies. Needless to say, they were plastered. It was not in vain though. A 3-month tour playing against the world's best opposition was exactly the right kind of preparation going into the cup. In addition, two significant things happened on that tour.

  • Mohinder Amarnath rose from the ashes to become India's leading batsman. Amarnath used to be known as a pathetic player of the short ball whose career was in jeopardy after he got hit on the head by Rodney Hogg. After a layoff, he came back a changed man. He had stood tall among the ruins in the Pakistan series (where Imran and Safraz razed our batting) and then attained legendary status on this tour to West Indies. The West Indian speed merchants peppered us with the short stuff. Gavaskar ducked. Gaekwad took it on his body. Amarnath hooked. The West Indians had never seen Indians hooking bouncers. The faster they came at Amarnath, the more vicious he hooked it. Such was his dominance on that tour that both Imran and Marshall accepted that he was the best player of pace in the world.
  • The second significant event was that we actually won a ODI off the Windies. It was the last one - rather insignificant in terms of the series but of great significance for what was to follow. At Berbice, Gavaskar finally got into the groove of one day cricket (forgetting his 36 over 60 overs) and Kapil blasted the West Indies bowling attack. A mere blip on Windies' radar but at least we knew we could beat them.


Well not only was it possible to beat the West Indies, India made it two in two defeating them in the first match of the World Cup. And then, after a few wins and losses, it all came down to the match against Zimbabwe.

My dad had a small radio. When I turned it on, India were 15 for 4. Soon they were 17 for 5. I was deliberating whether to skip drawing school but this did it. I trooped off with my paint brush and was ensconced on the cold floor along with scores of others, drawing "still life." My mind however was anything but still.

There was the unmistakable drone of transistors coming from outside. That means people were still listening in. Soon the drone increased. More transistors/radios had come on. What could that mean ? Was India still "in the game"?

It was hot inside the room, I desperately wanted to leave but I had to wait to get picked up by Baba. And then the first sound of "chakka" (sixer) from someone next door. Soon others followed. My heart was pounding, threatening to jump out of its socket into the paint bowl. "Baba where are you? I want to go home."

Baba came, a big smile on his face. Kapil was smashing Zimbabwe all over the place - he was in a marauding mood. Going home, I caught the end of India's batting on the radio. India wrapped up the game in style with the commentators describing the fielding as brilliant. India had made the turn. Cricket would henceforth be India's national sport.

Semi-final! I knew India would lose. I was sanguine. I also thought that if I thought India was going to win, God might punish me for my hubris and defeat us. And by God, did we need godly intervention to win against England.

India bowled first. The fielding was exceptional. The runs were choked and England made their mistakes. Alan Lamb was run out by an exceptional bit of fielding, Gatting was bowled by a gem from Amarnath and Botham was castled by a brute of a delivery from Kirti Azad.

Then India came into bat. Also went out the lights. Power cut! or what we used to call "load shedding".

I have this problem. Whenever I get tense, I start shivering. So here in the month of June, on a hot Kolkata night with all power off, I was shaking. With tension. You see, I had maneuvered myself into a lose-lose situation. Long before Azhar and Jadeja, I had bet against my own team. I had a running bet with an uncle---if India makes it to the finals, I will treat him to a "Rajbhoga". Which cost Re 1 in those days. Something I was not willing to give up since it constituted about 20% of my "personal stash".

I wanted India to win. Desperately. And I also wanted to avoid losing my Re 1.

Yashpal Sharma flicks Bob Willis for a six. Sandeep Patil hammers Allot. The power comes back on for us to see Yashpal Sharma getting dismissed. But no further hiccups and Kapil races back to the pavilion after the winning run as he is engulfed by the teeming population.

I lose my Re 1. Which, I refuse to pay when uncle asks for it.

Then June 25 dawns. No more bets. No more debts. India vs West Indies.

Sunil Gavaskar. 5 feet and a few. Joel Garner. 7 feet and a few. Garner hustles in and hurls them from sky high and Sunny is all at sea. He is soon taken out of his misery. So are we.

Srikkanth, on the other hand, looks cool and composed. Well as cool and composed as he can look. Roberts is hooked over fine leg for six and then Sri gets on one knee and creams him through cover. Shot of the match. Twitches his nose, walks towards square leg. And then gets beaten by a beauty from Marshall and is trapped in front.

Amarnath has dropped anchor. Runs are difficult to come by. Holding goes wide of the crease, angles one in. Amarnath plays down the wrong line and his stumps go cartwheeling. My heart sinks.

With runs not coming, Yashpal Sharma loses the plot and gifts his wicket to the innocuous off spin of Larry Gomes. Kapil also holes out to deep square leg attempting a mighty heave. Then Doordarshan loses feed. Damn.

Back to the radio. Azad and Binny are blown away. India's tail fights back. But my heart has turned to cinder. I knew India was going to lose but at least a fight was expected. This was abject surrender.

Everything is going according to their script. Their script. I almost feel like crying.

Power is back on for the Windies chase. Only good news, Llyod has pulled a hamstring. Fat chance of Lloyd batting though. Richards is enough.183 is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

And then it happens. Pure magic.

Gordon Greenidge, one of the world's most technically correct batsman is at the crease. Sandhu runs in and bowled a seemingly innocuous outswinger. 183 to get...60 overs. Plenty of time. So Greenidge reads the outswinger and shoulders arms to let it go.

Nothing wrong in that. But the ball is charmed---- the collective will of so many Indians makes it change its line. Late.... very late it swings in ever so slightly and clips Greenidge's off stump.

Greenidge stands there with his bat raised---incomprehending, incredulous. Sandhu is rushing towards keeper Kirmani clenching his fist. India has drawn blood.

The Man comes in. Chewing gum, twirling bat, utter disdain for the opposition. Madan Lal is dismissed from his presence with a swipe to square leg. Binny (India's version of JLo---if you have seen him you know what I mean) is thrashed through cover. And then Doordarshan loses transmission again.

"A good thing" my mother says. It is torture watching India lose. Now we can all go back to our respective lives.

But the radio is on. My dad mutters to himself---"Richards has got to go".

However it is Haynes who goes, unable to keep a drive down off Madan Lal. The wrong guy....the wrong guy....we need Richards.

The fall of Haynes has no effect on the Man. Richards is no mood to step off the center stage----determined to finish off the match himself and repeat his murderous innings against England in the 1979 World Cup. Runs flow from his bat with precise inevitability.

" He is out. Gone."

The commentary drowns out amidst the thunderous applause. It's true. Viv IS out and Madan has scalped him. Richard's overconfidence has done him in. He bludgeons Madan Lal uppishly and Kapil Dev, runs back and takes the most significant catch in Indian cricketing history. Crowd goes silent and then the Indians erupt.

But we all saw that later. For now, we are simply jumping up and down with joy. We are in with a chance.

Clive Llyod is not being able to play his normal flowing game and Gomes has gone into a shell.
Binny takes out Larry Gomes with a late moving outswinger.

And then "Big Cat" Lloyd, strung by a hamstring, plays a nothing shot and is skinned by Kapil at cover.

I run around the room in the unquestioning glee of childhood...........we have won, we have won. My father tells me to calm down...............half of the side still remains. But yes, we are in with a chance.

Now we are cursing Doordarshan. Doordarshan obliges by restoring live feed.

Bacchus is scratchy. Dujon looks solid but watchful.

Srikkanth hits the stumps on a direct throw. The Indians go up in appeal. The umpire does not oblige. Srikkanth runs around like his pants are on fire.

My mother opines that it is better luck when there is no live feed. Maybe she wants us to just have our food but there is logic in what she says. As long as I was watching the game on TV, India kept losing wickets. When the feed went off, India's batting fought back. And now also just after the feed is back on, things have stalemated.

Sandhu comes back in and bowls one wide of off stump. Bacchus is no Richards but tries to be. He swings hard hoping to send the ball screaming to the fence. It takes the edge and Kirmani dives full tilt to his right and brings off a blinder.

India's problems have always been in getting rid of the tail. How many times has it happened that we get rid of the main players and then the fringe guys come and bite us on our bum?

Marshall, who was a fairly decent bat, digs in. Dujon works the ball away into the gaps. No more of the frenetic, disdainful heave-ho of the top batters------Dujon and Marshall have gone over to Plan B. The Indian fielding is tight, Binny beats Marshall all ends up. But the edges are not coming.

Kapil is striding like a wounded tiger----the team is pumped up.

I am shaking like crazy. Please let us not lose this from this state....please God.

God answers. Mohinder Amarnath is called into bowl. He lopes in, the only bowler in the world who decelerates as he comes to the bowling crease. A loosener, gently going down off. Dujon takes an exaggerated front foot movement and seeing the line of the ball raises his bat.

And as he raises it, the ball miraculously takes the inside edge of his bat, comes back, bounces once in front of the stumps and hits it !

Dujon slaps the ground in digust and I am airborne with joy.

Amarnath is not done. He induces Marshall's edge and Gavaskar clutches onto the ball for dear life.

Kapil brings himself back on. A lot of overs still left. This is a gamble.

Andy Roberts. Shuffling across he is pinned to the crease by a Kapil inswinger. The finger goes up. Kapil is growling now and the Indians are all over the place.

Andy Roberts wends his way back accompanied by a fat white man who keeps on lecturing him. It is still a wonder to me why he did not smack the guy then and there.

Garner and Holding hold on. They are not scoring runs but they are not getting out either.

Amarnath bowls. Holding launches into a wild swipe. It misses, strikes him a bit high on the pad. Who cares? The umpire's finger is up, Holding looks dejected. Amarnath has already gotten hold of a stump.

The Indian contingent is rushing onto the ground. The TV flashes " India has won the World Cup". Kapil is smiling from ear to ear.

The Goliath has fallen. David has won the World Cup.

Many years have passed by since then.

I have since become an atheist. I don't know what to believe or trust any more.

But there is one thing I do believe in and that is in miracles.

Because I saw one myself. On June 25, 1983.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Calvin and Hobbes today

War of the Worlds

"What a shot!" I said to myself, that would do anyone proud of himself.

Date: January 7, 2005 (Saturday)
Time: 0245 hours
Venue: B-313, Hall-4, IIT Kanpur (i.e. my room in IIT-K hostel)
Event: War of the Worlds!

Here are the details:
I returned to my room at about 2:40 AM from the department, and was looking for ward to read something to sleep. After getting into my pyjamas, I got into the bed but suddenly I realized I had company, actually too many uninivted guests, and they were not Homo Sapiens. My room was full of little creatures that thrive on our blood, the mosquitoes (that link is for *******, hehe).

My first reaction was to light my Mortein Mosquito Coil (MMC), but for some reason I was feeling pissed-off and decided to take on the battle, with MMC acting as my assistant. So I sat up in my bed, with a slipper in my right hand and kept my left hand free to get a good swing of the right arm. The war had been declared, and I along with me assistant, went on a rampage.

My killing mechanism was unconventional. Instead of squishing them between the surface of my slipper and another plain surface, I was hitting them HARD with my slipper. Due to a blow that hard, they would fall down on the floor (or the table in some cases) and would die after sometime. By adopting this method, I made sure that there was no blood around and my room remained clean of all the bloody stains ;-)

After sometime I realized that the enemy's strength had come down to very low numbers, but I had started to enjoy the war so I got up and stood on my bed. This increased the volume I could cover, and therefore resulted in some more killings. After a while, I noticed that all the enemies left alive by now had clinged to the ceiling of the room or to other parts of the room where I could not reach. So I thought and thought and came up with an idea. Now remember, it is December and it is very cold in Kanpur right now. This, however, did not stop me from switching on the fan (what an idea!) for about a minute. The move worked very well, and I got some 8-10 more frags. Looked around the room and found only very few enemies left, wandering around looking for a place to hide from me. I let them go, for them to narrate the tale to others from their species so that I do not have any invasions in future :-)) All this took just over 30 minutes and by 3:20 AM, I was back in my bed reading a book and almost ready to go for sleep after a long battle!

By the way, for all those who think that I was being cruel, I should mention that I gave the enemies a chance to escape before declaring the war by switching off the tubelight and opening the door of my room for them to escape into the corridor. After around 2 minutes, I closed the door and rest is history.

CAT - 2005

"This time again, I got up in the morning feeling fresh and good. Took my time doing morning chores i.e. the rest-room part, followed by brushing teeth (and taking a nap during that time), followed by a visit to the bathroom, followed by a good heavy breakfast and finally left my home with my dad (he had some work in a place nearby) for the centre of the exam I was appearing for.. CAT."
The day described above is 20th November 2005, and there I was in my hometown Delhi, in a school waiting for the invigilator to distribute the exam sheets. People around me looked so anxious and terrified (because the D-day had finally arrived!) about the whole event and I could easily identify myself as the only soul enjoying the whole process :-)

One look around the room and I figured out the I was sitting in the column with maximum number of girls (we are talkig about Delhi girls, wow!!), N-1 to be precise (N being the number of seats in that column) and I was the only male candidate in that column. Other columns had lesser number of females :-)) Now you would think that this was a great situation for me to be in, but alas it was the worst place to be in. I could not look at any of them!! What a waste of time it would be to sit here, I thought.

A little later, the whistle was blown and I opened my exam-sheet to take a look at the couple of sheets that had cost me (1100+434+16+some more=) 1550+ bucks and I knew it had all gone down the drain. Anyway, managed to do some of it pretty well and felt really good when the whistle indicating the end of time was blown. Thank God, the ordeal had ended as it was taking too much out of me. Another look around the room (the invigilator was still collecting the sheets) and I found that people were emotionally too attached to the answer-sheet and were not willing to let go of it easily. I laughed at them and then at myself, the fool i.e. me sitting there in that room, who had turned up to write the exam without any preparation at all, in the midst of people who had worked day-in and day-out to do well on this day. I did not stand any chance against them, so why was I there? The answer came from within, "C'mon dude it is just 1550 bucks. You get to appreciate the beauty of Delhi girls atleast!! :-P" and that cooled me down because trust me, Delhi girls are the hottest lot I have ever seen. See it to believe it!

Just to mention, it was a brilliant co-incidence that I had the same centre for CAT last time I had written it (back in 2003) and that time I was with my college pals. So while climbing down the stairs, I went through all those memories, all the fun we had together, all the hanging out and suddenly I realized I had got much more for those 1550 bucks, than I ever expected. For the next 30 minutes or so, I kept thinking about two things:
  1. The time I had spent with my friends in Delhi over the last 5 years.
  2. How do I reach Akshardham? (Why Akshardham? Forget it!)

Let's leave all that there (except the hot Delhi girls).. that's the end of flashback part :-P

Anyway, today while discussing with Kaushik about the CAT scores (he had also written it), I proposed a bet that whosoever scores better in CAT has to pay for the other's coffee at Nescafe hoping to win a coffee. He accepted the bet and I got a strong sense of achievement, after all I had won myself a coffee. Luck, however, betrayed me. As we found out later, I had actually scored more than him (which is a big-big achievement, he is our dictionary.com) and therefore I had to pay for his coffee (although Dhiru payed to for it because I had run out of money and the ATM wasn't working). According to the IIM Kolkata website, I have got a percentile of 98.44. What a joke!

(This result has ensured that I'll waste some more money few years later to go through all this again..)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year - 2006

Let me start by wishing you a very Happy New Year. Let's hope the coming year brings everything you wanted all this while and brings me the best of everything I always wanted :-p

Anyway, I was talking to Kaushik during our new year celebrations about the importance of the day in our lives..
  • Does it really carry any significance at all in our lives?
  • Does it change our life or is it just another day in the calendar?

For me, it is just another day, another year. So why was I celebrating? I did not celebrate the coming of the new year; rather I celebrated another evening with some of my good friends, frinds I would be parting with sometime soon.

What does it mean to you? Think hard.


Oh by the way, we had a great time while celebrating. Would be sharing some of those moments in pic form very soon. Okay tell me one thing, do I already sound nostalgic?