- Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
- Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly if you open Windows.
- He came , he saw, he coded (and left a bug).
- Always write your code as if the person who's going to maintain it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.Always write your code as if the person who's going to maintain it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- entomophobia n : A morbid fear of insects; Example: Most computer programmers suffer from entomophobia.
- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
- There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
I like the bold ones the most. Picked all of them up from a database in my organization.
